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"Live from New-York, it's Saturday Niiiight !"
Too lazy these days to write something.
And, anyway, most of you can't understand.
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"I'm cleaning up this world. One douchebag at a time" -- Ryan DUNN (we'll miss you dude)
Description :
Un blog sur ce que j'aime, mes critiques et mes textes.
Mes textes sont à MOI et celui qui me les pique, je le traquerai et étalerai ces boyaux sur 25 mètres avant de le jeter dans les caniveaux.
" On ne peut pas lutter contre le système, mais on peut toujours le flinguer... "
Et les lâches qui me laissent des coms débiles, vous croyez quoi en disant ''le rap domine, le métal s'incline'' ? C'est de la musique, pas de la politique... Au lieu de dire des conneries pareilles, intéressez-vous au monde autours de votre petit égo.
"I wish you a sucky Christmas
I wish you a sucky Christmas
I wish you a shitty Christmas
And hate Richard Gere
I wish you a shitty Christmas
I wish you a sucky Christmas
I wish you a sucky Christmas
And a boring new year"
Son profil
lacineastedu1819 ans
Jackass City (63)
France
Jackass City (63)
France
All right, no more time to write good articles, so let's sum up this one :
-Bam Margera
-CKY's cool band
-Hot chicks
-Hot guys as well
-Really hot chicks
-Bianca Garozzo
-By the way : good song, I like it aaaaa lot.
See you next time !
Hell yeah bitches ! No more sad news (especially about our dear Ryan :( I still can't believe it...) because EDGUY's back ! The album'll be released on the 26th of August in Germany... On the 6th of September everywhere else... Fuckers. Anyway, the single is released this week end : ROBIN HOOD.
The video is great ! Sorry, I look like a moron, but I gotta say : Tobias Sammet is f.ing HOT ! In his leather jacket as much as in his green tights (and maybe way more in his tights =P).
Enjoy the video guys, it's worth it. I'm tired tonight so I won't write a lot about it.
My Lord, I'm tired but the first thing I've noticed : Sammet's hot... I lost my mind ;);)
See you soon !
What a shitty day... No, I'm wrong. What a fucking shitty day !
Yesterday, Ryan Dunn died in a car crash with another stuntman, Zachary Hartwell. Ryan's car came off the road and hit a tree in West Goshen Township, Pennsylvania. There's a lot of chance he was driving too fast and under the influence of alcoholic beverages...
Ryan was so funny. Although I knew him only thanks to his videos, it's really heartbreaking to read at 7 in the morning that kind of news... I can't help thinking to his friends and family. They must be crying way more than fans do.
It's really strange to know Ryan died. Almost unbelievable... Watching these guys getting injured all the time and then getting up quickly to get hurt again make the fans forget that they are just human beings. Unfortunately, they're not immortal...
Yesterday, Ryan Dunn died in a car crash with another stuntman, Zachary Hartwell. Ryan's car came off the road and hit a tree in West Goshen Township, Pennsylvania. There's a lot of chance he was driving too fast and under the influence of alcoholic beverages...
Ryan was so funny. Although I knew him only thanks to his videos, it's really heartbreaking to read at 7 in the morning that kind of news... I can't help thinking to his friends and family. They must be crying way more than fans do.
It's really strange to know Ryan died. Almost unbelievable... Watching these guys getting injured all the time and then getting up quickly to get hurt again make the fans forget that they are just human beings. Unfortunately, they're not immortal...
In the video above, we can see Ryan and Bam in trouble with their chairs. I didn't want to upload a sad video with pictures and a sad song. I want to remember this guy as someone happy and always laughing at everything, just like Bam can't sit on his chair.
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We will miss you Random Hero.
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R.I.P. Ryan Dunn
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It was too perfect : the official new COF's video on You Tube, on the official COF's page... Tonight it's censored ! And for what, two big fake titties (don't need to be a pro to guess they're totally fake).
Anyway, I love this video too much (not for the titties, for Lilith and Dani, they're both hot as Hell) so I post it but thanks to another fan.
Enjoy !
Hey, nice title, isn't it ? Let me explain it before saying it's bullshit, would ya ?
While our dear Charlie SHEEN got fired from his own show and enjoys his ''Godesses'', AVANTASIA : THE FLYING OPERA was released last week. Unfortunately (shit, I hate this word), I won't have it before the 28th (sucks living in this country...). Anyway, I'm enjoying this great live with YouTube but this article won't be edited before the 28th. So see ya !
Now, I have to work my Civil Law... Yerk !
While our dear Charlie SHEEN got fired from his own show and enjoys his ''Godesses'', AVANTASIA : THE FLYING OPERA was released last week. Unfortunately (shit, I hate this word), I won't have it before the 28th (sucks living in this country...). Anyway, I'm enjoying this great live with YouTube but this article won't be edited before the 28th. So see ya !
Now, I have to work my Civil Law... Yerk !
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First Edit : I changed the video to show the live and I'll add this :
No, SAMMET is not high ! He's just kinda hyperactive ;)
If you wanna see someone completly high, google Charlie SHEEN and watch his last interviews...
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I couldn't help... Sorry... WAY TOO FUNNY !
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" Heroin ? Who said Heroin ?
Oh shit, what's up ? It's me, Novak
Didn't get the chance to be a dreamseller yet ?
Oh shit, am I ruining the movie ?
Oh fine, I go..
Where's my needle ? ''
Bam MARGERA : what will he do next ? This question, each and every fan of this guy knows it by heart, and especially the answer “Whatever the fuck I want !”. Indeed, Margera does whatever the fuck he wants, and he can ! He's a pro skater, a “loosy” actor, director and stuntman : in other words, he totally rich and he doesn't hide it ! Lamborginis, Hummers, Castle... He can get everything he wants.
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So, what about him ? Well he's real first name isn't Bam but Brandon Cole. His grandfather nicknamed him “Bam” at the age of three after his habit of running into walls (it'd explain a lot of things ! ^^).
Thanks to the four videos he made with friends Ryan Dunn, Brandon DiCamillo, Rake Yohn and Chris Raab (...) called CKY. Jeff Tremaine got interested and hired him to join the JACKASS crew, and Ryan Dunn as well. DiCamillo sometimes made appearances, but he never became an officially crew member.
Besides JACKASS, MTV decided to make a show about Bam's life, and VIVA LA BAM got created ! To sum up, Bam spends 5 seasons to destroy his houses ('cause he has to leave the first one), getting his parents mad, having fun with his friends, torturing his uncle Don Vito... All the parents finding their children totally unbearable should watch this just once. This guy tried once to abandonned his parents on a desert island for 24 hours, he tuned his mother's car, don't feed his father for 24 hours and did everything he could to prevent anybody to feed him, guest Johnny Knoxville... The best episodes are when they go to Mardi Gras. Awesome ! So, enough about Viva la Bam !
In 2008, Bam Margera and he's fiancée Missy decided to get married... and to make this recorded by MTV : thus arrived BAM'S UNHOLY UNION. There, Brandon Novak (a friend of Bam's) is more present in the show. What could I say about this ? It's a funny show, but as said Glomb “They should have called this show 'My Future Ex'”. Obviously, Bam and Missy broke up mouths ago... It was kinda predictable...
Anyway, let's talk about something pretty better ! Why “pretty” ? Because the new Bam's show called BAM'S WORLD DOMINATION has been released two mouths ago, but just the first episode ! No one heard anything about the others... Where the fuck are they ?!
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Talking about “Where the fuck...”, let's talk about Bam Margera's movies. The first one was HAGGARD, a story about a guy who lost his girlfriend and he wants her back but she found another BF named HellBoy. So our (Random) Hero asks some help to his friends to help him to get her back... Kinda funny, especially with the metalheads scene (“Woohoo ! My heavy metal hair'll slap your face ! Woo dee woo !”).
Then, Bam presented WHERE THE FUCK IN SANTA ?. My favorite ! Our team goes to Finland to find and bring back to Pennsylvania Santa Claus. En route, they ask for help to Ville Valo and Andi McCoy. With this movie, I found out that american metalheads are smarter than the others since a lot of metal bands come from Europe, so they want to know european geography. That's why Bam knows that Santa is in Finland, and moreover, where is Finland ! Whatever, I totally loved this movie, my favorite one.
''Don't tell your daddy how to fuck'' - Andy McCoy
''Don't tell your daddy how to fuck'' - Andy McCoy
The latest movie released by Bam's crew is MINGHAGS. Well, a kind of sequel to Haggard, but they made it too fast and did a lot of mistakes... It's a funny movie, DiCamillo is unleashed, the story'd have been interesting, but they did too many mistakes for a pro team... Even worst than BloodRayne...
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As a director, Bam has directed several music videos for bands he likes, he's got is own radio program, his own music label, his own bar. He has been animated as a character in a Tony Hawk's video game and voiced a character in another video game. He's kinda busy I think !
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So, it's a pretty long sup up about Bam MARGERA, who is only 31 ! This guy is a millionnaire, but when I read all the things he's done, I think he deserves his money because as a stuntman and as a pro-skater, an accident could happen anytime, anywhere... And I really hope he'd never get injured because I'm a fucking huge fan :) And above all, I fucking love his tattooes !
*Whisper...* I'm really about to get tattoed Margera's name on my butt... Why ? Where did I discovered this band called BLOODHOUND GANG ? Yeah, yeah, in Margera's show Viva la Bam !
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My favorite BG's song is The Bad Touch, which has been used in the famous US TV show named Malcolm in the Middle. ("You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel"). But since it's once more thanks to Margera that I know this band, I choose Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo (there's a meaning of this, read only the first letter of each word and enjoy),since he's in the video, driving the banana on wheels.
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Important point to underline : this band is totally UNSERIOUS. Even worst than Edguy ! You're warned now :)
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If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Holy crap people, I'm becoming more and more violent... And once more, I found out another group thanks to Bam Margera. This guy is such a fucking God for me. I should get tatooed his name on my butt... Anyway ! Well, I knew the name of this group for many years, but I never took the time to listen to it. Thanks to Viva la Bands, I did and I love this band ! Besides, my father told me he hated the singer's outfit : PERFECT ! What could I ask more from them ?
Be the broken or the breaker
Be the giver or the undertaker
Unlock and open the door
Be the healer or the breaker
The keys are in your hands
Realize you are your own sole creator
Of your own master plan